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Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.
This games is pure dogshit.
This games is pure dogshit.
by Fagimus March 18, 2021
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*Life Is Beautiful starts playing*
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
Kevin: Ayo what’s this Emo shit?
Steven: It’s Lil Peep. He’s the best rapper in my opinion! Why, you don’t like it?
Kevin: *sniffs* no, it’s because it’s so sad and it’s so true. It’s making me cry!
Steven: Yeah, I cried to when I first listened to this song. Wanna listen to 100 gecs or Bladee?
Kevin: Fuck yeah!
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
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This game makes me want to die more!
This game makes me want to die more!
Kevin: ayo wanna play some Warzone broski?
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
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The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
by Fagimus February 14, 2021
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1. Get revenge, or
2. Be a lil bitch whose too scared to fight like a real human in hopes of getting one’s kit.
The Door camper is not very good at the game, because well, they’re a door camper. Now, this may not seem THAT bad, but picture this: You come back from an awesome scrap run at Airfield and Launch Site, pumped that you’ll be able to research your first gun! You pull up to your airlock, and right before you’re able to close the door, BANG! Headshot by a DB kid, that sat behind your base, waiting 10 minutes for you to come back so they could kill you.
Door camping, in general, is a cunt move. If you are a Door camper, just stop.
1. Get revenge, or
2. Be a lil bitch whose too scared to fight like a real human in hopes of getting one’s kit.
The Door camper is not very good at the game, because well, they’re a door camper. Now, this may not seem THAT bad, but picture this: You come back from an awesome scrap run at Airfield and Launch Site, pumped that you’ll be able to research your first gun! You pull up to your airlock, and right before you’re able to close the door, BANG! Headshot by a DB kid, that sat behind your base, waiting 10 minutes for you to come back so they could kill you.
Door camping, in general, is a cunt move. If you are a Door camper, just stop.
“Lesssgooo! An auto turret from Launch, and a tommy from Airfield! I sure can’t wai-“
Door camper: *DBs the poor virgin in the head after waiting 20 hours for him to come back to his base* SHITTER!!!
Door camper: *DBs the poor virgin in the head after waiting 20 hours for him to come back to his base* SHITTER!!!
by Fagimus July 24, 2021
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PhD Flopper appeared on Ascension, Shangri-La, Call of The Dead, Moon, Buried, and Origins. This perk was great for only 2000 points! That’s less than Jugger-Nog!
Sadly, from Black ops 3 and so on, the games were now running on the slide mechanics, therefore PhD Flopper was removed from the franchise, and replaced with Widow’s Wine. There WAS a perk called PhD Slider, but it was just meh.
PhD Flopper appeared on Ascension, Shangri-La, Call of The Dead, Moon, Buried, and Origins. This perk was great for only 2000 points! That’s less than Jugger-Nog!
Sadly, from Black ops 3 and so on, the games were now running on the slide mechanics, therefore PhD Flopper was removed from the franchise, and replaced with Widow’s Wine. There WAS a perk called PhD Slider, but it was just meh.
by Fagimus April 26, 2021
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