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The worst battle royale ever. The game takes 17 Gigabytes for a fucking map update. The game is bigger than GTA V and the game is buggy as fuck! Since it’s made by Activision and they own Call of Duty, they milk the shit out of their little money maker, and they don’t give a flying fuck about the players that play the game! That’s only 1/3 of the whole deal. The people who play it develop anger issues, and they often end up of the floor crying because they raged and broke their 2000 dollar RGB keyboard because they died by an aimbotting loser. The game is just in general, dog shit. You miss a shot on Rebirth Island, well tough shit buddy, you’re getting boned by the circle. And if that doesn’t fuck yo ass up, the 3 teams sitting in the corner, jerking off until they see some poor bastard will. Next scenario, you’re playing Verdansk solos, and then you get beamed by a hacker from the other side of the map. And even if there isn’t a hacker, there’s some pussy using the stim glitch.
This game makes me want to die more!
This game makes me want to die more!
Kevin: ayo wanna play some Warzone broski?
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
Jake: You’re not my friend if you play Warzone *walks away*
by Fagimus February 26, 2021
Get the Warzonemug. Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*
Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
by Fagimus March 4, 2021
Get the School Restroommug. 1. An element inside the CoD zombies universe that plays a huge role in why the zombies are actually there in the first place.
2. A song by Elena Siegman in the Heavy Metal genre that was first seen in CoD Black Ops: Zombies as an Easter egg song in Kino der Toten which would play if you hold X or square on your controller (if you’re on PC, it’s F) on 3 Meteroites around the map. It’s a really good song, even if you’re not into any genre of Rock music.
2. A song by Elena Siegman in the Heavy Metal genre that was first seen in CoD Black Ops: Zombies as an Easter egg song in Kino der Toten which would play if you hold X or square on your controller (if you’re on PC, it’s F) on 3 Meteroites around the map. It’s a really good song, even if you’re not into any genre of Rock music.
1.
Richtofen: 115 has changed our soldiers into these creatures who know nothing but bloodlust and eating our flesh.
Takeo: mhhhmmm... This would bring great shame to the Emperor!
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I love Elena Siegman’s 115!
Richtofen: 115 has changed our soldiers into these creatures who know nothing but bloodlust and eating our flesh.
Takeo: mhhhmmm... This would bring great shame to the Emperor!
2.
I love Elena Siegman’s 115!
by Fagimus February 22, 2021
Get the 115mug. by Fagimus April 16, 2021
Get the IStationmug. A perk in CoD zombies, black ops 1 and 2 to be more precise, that not only REMOVED all splash damage and explosive damage you receive, but it also makes the zombies explode when you dolphin dive near them! You may take some fall damage, but it’s a great perk!
PhD Flopper appeared on Ascension, Shangri-La, Call of The Dead, Moon, Buried, and Origins. This perk was great for only 2000 points! That’s less than Jugger-Nog!
Sadly, from Black ops 3 and so on, the games were now running on the slide mechanics, therefore PhD Flopper was removed from the franchise, and replaced with Widow’s Wine. There WAS a perk called PhD Slider, but it was just meh.
PhD Flopper appeared on Ascension, Shangri-La, Call of The Dead, Moon, Buried, and Origins. This perk was great for only 2000 points! That’s less than Jugger-Nog!
Sadly, from Black ops 3 and so on, the games were now running on the slide mechanics, therefore PhD Flopper was removed from the franchise, and replaced with Widow’s Wine. There WAS a perk called PhD Slider, but it was just meh.
by Fagimus April 26, 2021
Get the PhD Floppermug. A player in Rust, who waits for people to come out of their base, and kill them to either
1. Get revenge, or
2. Be a lil bitch whose too scared to fight like a real human in hopes of getting one’s kit.
The Door camper is not very good at the game, because well, they’re a door camper. Now, this may not seem THAT bad, but picture this: You come back from an awesome scrap run at Airfield and Launch Site, pumped that you’ll be able to research your first gun! You pull up to your airlock, and right before you’re able to close the door, BANG! Headshot by a DB kid, that sat behind your base, waiting 10 minutes for you to come back so they could kill you.
Door camping, in general, is a cunt move. If you are a Door camper, just stop.
1. Get revenge, or
2. Be a lil bitch whose too scared to fight like a real human in hopes of getting one’s kit.
The Door camper is not very good at the game, because well, they’re a door camper. Now, this may not seem THAT bad, but picture this: You come back from an awesome scrap run at Airfield and Launch Site, pumped that you’ll be able to research your first gun! You pull up to your airlock, and right before you’re able to close the door, BANG! Headshot by a DB kid, that sat behind your base, waiting 10 minutes for you to come back so they could kill you.
Door camping, in general, is a cunt move. If you are a Door camper, just stop.
“Lesssgooo! An auto turret from Launch, and a tommy from Airfield! I sure can’t wai-“
Door camper: *DBs the poor virgin in the head after waiting 20 hours for him to come back to his base* SHITTER!!!
Door camper: *DBs the poor virgin in the head after waiting 20 hours for him to come back to his base* SHITTER!!!
by Fagimus July 24, 2021
Get the Door campermug. A SoundCloud rapper that’s music actually sounds good, and the best song he has out now is called “Syrup” Featuring Lil Rocket Launcher, Slump AK’s best friend. Syrup was so critically acclaimed because the audio was so bad, it was fire. The microphone Slump AK and Lil Rocket Launcher sounded like an Xbox 360 starter mic, and it added to the humor of the song. The beat was so unique, with its piano tone, meme sound effects, and even Scooby-Doo laughs.
by Fagimus March 19, 2021
Get the Slump AKmug.