FLiX's definitions

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 8, 2009

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

tukta

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

by Flix March 4, 2009

satellite

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

by Flix April 9, 2006

exit music

A radiohead song. Useful for killing a party or comically depressing everyone in the bar when it goes on the jukebox.

"Before all hell breaks loo-oose..."

"Goddammit! Is this Exit Music???"

by Flix July 16, 2008

Bumborino

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

by Flix December 13, 2019

shink

A session of intense thought while on the shitter.

"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."

by Flix January 13, 2009