Clown Dick

An absolutely absurd action or relapse in judgment by someone or a group of people collectively.
Treyjon is such a clown dick, that dude could fuck up an ice cream cone.
by F-Face Kat December 25, 2021
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Woke Culture Vulture

Anyone who seeks to find something offensive in something that really isn't offensive in hopes of causing massive outrage while getting social media approval in the process.
I can't believe the Woke Culture Vultures came and found something offensive with what Barry said -- None of us even knew saying someone who had dark eyes was offensive, racist, problematic, misogynistic and rooted in white Supremacy.
by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021
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Going hard in the paint

When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.
1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.

2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.

3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.
by F-Face Kat February 09, 2023
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Default

A person who is basic, boring, bland and usually bald by choice. Vin Diesel is the perfect example of a default. He looks like a create a wrestler or fighter in a videogame before someone makes it unique and gives it a personality.
Did you see that Fuggin' default looking for a personality?
by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021
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Pandemonium lunacy

Something so unsustainably absurd, something that defies basic logic and all common sense. Something so up in orbit that it breathes air on Pluto.

This could be a persons actions, idea, thoughts, political ideology -- an event or something you've seen unfold in person or through the internet and word of mouth.
1. Did you see senile Joe Biden's state of the union the other night? If you didn't you didn't miss much, it was pandemonium lunacy.

2. The average intelligence of the general population is so critically low due to Indoctrination that society has become a heightened state of pandemonium lunacy.
by F-Face Kat February 09, 2023
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Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
by F-Face Kat February 06, 2023
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Soystorm

A person (usually white males: but can be any race) who are filled with estrogen rage due to low testosterone levels and high sensitivity issues. This makes them act out and get emotional when confronted with a difference of opinion, be it political, social or recreational.
1. I can't believe those soystorm (s) clouded up and tried to ruin everyone's great time with their woke agenda.

2. Stop being a soystorm and eat your tree bark and plant thistle, Tanner.

3. All it took for Nathaniel to go into a soystorm was seeing those unwoke gamers not give The Last of Us2 the respect it deserves.
by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021
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