EyeSawEwe's definitions

0merTur1n

A homosexual cuck who works in a tiny Turkish village shop. Has the mental capacity of a walnut.

Oh dear, there's an 0merTur1n!

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

AphorismForest

A man with a far higher level of intelligence than most. Great to have a chat with!

You've got to love chatting with AphorismForest eh.

by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

Naatti

A 21-year-old woman who made sexual advances towards Damien but got rejected.

Wow there goes naatti

by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

Planeh

ultra-cool Swedish human with a bubbly personality. The life and soul of the party.

Great party last night, thanks to Planeh!

by EyeSawEwe September 2, 2022

SteelF0il

an unemployed, poor and mentally ill closet homosexual who hopes to serve a burger and fries to Damien one day

SteelF0il is loitering again

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022

Lady Adriana

Hyper-cool chatter with a penchant for rejecting the jobless, impotent trolls who pester her online.

There goes Lady Adriana wow.

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022