Definitions by Extremejutsu

CRAPTONITE 

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

CRAPTONITE by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

Smellfie 

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

Smellfie by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.

Shark eyes by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Sheenis

A very oversized clitoris, resembling a tiny penis.

I would have gone down on her, until I saw her sheenis!

Sheenis by Extremejutsu November 4, 2022

Wifilter 

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

Wifilter by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

Freebie 

A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus

SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!

Freebie by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

Exertion fart 

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.

My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!

Exertion fart by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022