Fuzzy

The result of smoking that weed.

While I was on vacation, I got fuzzy every night.

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Freebie

A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus

SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!

by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

Butt jowl

The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.

I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.

by Extremejutsu September 21, 2016

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Dream blame

When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.

Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Shitrus

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023