Smellfie

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Butt jowl

The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.

I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.

by Extremejutsu February 10, 2016

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Manstruation

That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023

Twart

Another name for a pussy-fart or kweef.

My girl was doing sit-ups and all of a sudden she blew a twart.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023

Exertion fart

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.

My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023