Extremejutsu's definitions

BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu August 13, 2016

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

Shitrus

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

Pool bath

The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.

It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

Butt jowl

The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.

I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.

by Extremejutsu September 21, 2016

O-envy

When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Manstruation

That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023