Definitions by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347

marriage 

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

marriage by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

death 

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you

I'm afraid of death

death by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

movies 

One of the two entertainment topics (the other being TV shows) in which everyone talks about which actors play in what movies.

Some of my favorite actors in movies are Jim Carrey, Will Farrell, and Noah Centineo.

movies by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 June 17, 2023

money 

What all of society is based upon

It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.

money by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 6, 2022

marriage 

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

marriage by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

maternal death 

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.

I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.

maternal death by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

dog 

Man's best friend

I have a dog that loves me so much.

dog by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022