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Definitions by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347

marriage 

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it
Marriage should always be taken seriously
A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you
I'm afraid of death
death by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
One of the two entertainment topics (the other being TV shows) in which everyone talks about which actors play in what movies.
Some of my favorite actors in movies are Jim Carrey, Will Farrell, and Noah Centineo.
It's practically impossible to get anywhere without money.
money by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 6, 2022

marriage 

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

maternal death 

When a woman ceases to exist due to excessive strain on her birth tract during or after giving labor.
I think it's safe to say that both the guy who impregnated the woman and the lack of contraceptives are ultimate murderers that caused the woman's maternal death.
I have a dog that loves me so much.
dog by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 November 23, 2022