Definitions by Exo Epic

Parkourse 

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.

Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."

Parkourse by Exo Epic July 11, 2015

I'm Home Alone 

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

I'm Home Alone by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady

While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...

... and your mother

Hoe: "Eminem and Slim Shady are the same! There's no difference!"
Bro: "There's a Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady."
Bro: "While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...

... and your mother."
Hoe: "..."

Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

Blow and Choke 

Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.

Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."

Blow and Choke by Exo Epic September 28, 2014

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.

"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."

Canadian Asshole by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

Pancake Penis 

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.

Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"

Pancake Penis by Exo Epic July 5, 2014