Definitions by Evilous Dark Power

Mr. Rogers 

He was a creepy old man. I don’t know why he was even allowed on TV. I never understood his message. To me it is a very naive way to bring up children. Allowing them to be kind so someone can take advantage of them?

That Mr. Rogers was such a weirdo. I bet his whole life he was an actor.

Mr. Rogers by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020

moldy poopoo 

Joe Biden’s new nickname. Because he is an ugly old fart. An old piece of crap and his presidency will be shite.

I just saw moldy poopoo on Television giving a speech.

moldy poopoo by Evilous Dark Power November 26, 2020

North Dakota 

I wanna live there. It’s better than Louisiana.

North Dakota is a good state. Also Minnesota. I love it up North.

North Dakota by Evilous Dark Power November 26, 2020

Head trophy 

The act of killing an opponent for sport and taking their head as trophy. Detaching it from the torso. See: headhunting

Most Slavic cultures and other East Europeans practiced barbaric acts like headhunting and keeping a Head trophy until the early 20th century.

Head trophy by Evilous Dark Power November 25, 2020

Harden My Heart 

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain
I swear I'll never, ever wait again
You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go
But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain
I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came
It feels so close, but always disappears

Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue
But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
Harden my heart, harden my heart
swallow my tears
I'm gonna harden my heart

Harden My Heart by Evilous Dark Power November 23, 2020

Dick Van Dyke 

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

Dick Van Dyke by Evilous Dark Power November 22, 2020

Im dumb 

I ate some Lays potato chips. I’ll never lose weight :(

Im dumb as fuck

f00k mi, f00k u

Im dumb by Evilous Dark Power November 21, 2020