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Definitions by Evilous Dark Power

I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path

Aphex Twin 

Some lame ambient band. Their music is very frivolous and lacks any real meaning or depth to it. I find it to be quite dull. There are some things that are OK, but I just can’t appreciate him/them.
Somebody once said Aphex Twin are like what a listener of Pink Floyd would make if he made amateur music

And I’m like, “WTF, despite using Synths, they sound nothing like Pink Floyd...”
Aphex Twin by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020
I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.
Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.
Helmet by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020

You know what band really sucks? 

Helmet.

I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.

Am I Evil? 

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free
Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am
Am I Evil? by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

COVID-19 

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.
COVID-19 by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

Prejudice is a strength 

Hating people is a strength. All you have to do is not care.