snot nosed

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.
These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.
by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003
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rexes

Red Xs. Refers to the image Internet Explorer displays when it can't download an image.
What an idiot, he tried to post some pictures of himself, but they're all rexes.
by Evil Timmy April 25, 2003
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LNP

Late Night Player - Someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite sex until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.
Dude, why did Jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.
by Evil Timmy March 27, 2008
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balingus

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!
by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
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socmob

Often used by ER patients or anyone lying to authority figures. An acronym for Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business. When you don't want someone to know what you've been doing or who you've been with when an event happened, it's the first thing to spring to mind. Frequently, SOCMOB also involves "some guy".
I was SOCMOB when a bullet happened to whiz by and catch me in the shoulder. Really. -Gang Member

There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
by Evil Timmy February 08, 2006
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Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).
<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
by Evil Timmy February 08, 2004
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sierra tango foxtrot uniform

An extended and very sarcastic form of stfu. Uses military/ham radio lingo for each letter.
A: Hey, did you hear about what I did with my girlfriend on the kitche-
B: SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM.
by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004
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