Evil timmy's definitions
Late Night Player - Someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite sex until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.
Dude, why did Jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.
by Evil Timmy March 27, 2008
Get the LNPmug. by Evil Timmy April 24, 2003
Get the rexesmug. A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.
Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.
by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009
Get the Trunk Tetrismug. Request for comment - traditionally, the way standards were implemented on the web. Someone proposes a set of rules for a certain action, others comment on it, and it's eventually finalized. Applications will often say they conform to RFC something-or-other to prove they interoperate with basic standards. The RFC most people use daily is RFC2616, aka HTTP/1.1
by Evil Timmy September 27, 2003
Get the RFCmug. by Evil Timmy January 3, 2004
Get the teh sexmug. Often used by ER patients or anyone lying to authority figures. An acronym for Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business. When you don't want someone to know what you've been doing or who you've been with when an event happened, it's the first thing to spring to mind. Frequently, SOCMOB also involves "some guy".
I was SOCMOB when a bullet happened to whiz by and catch me in the shoulder. Really. -Gang Member
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
by Evil Timmy July 16, 2008
Get the socmobmug. by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
Get the balingusmug.