Definitions by Evil timmy

Rindows 

A pirated copy of Windows purchased in an Asian country (so named for the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter 'L').

I was in Hong Kong and this guy on the street was selling these dodgy-looking CDs labelled 'Rindows' and 'Frotoshop'.

Rindows by Evil Timmy February 7, 2004

balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

balingus by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004

kocklove 

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

kocklove by Evil Timmy January 8, 2004

teh sex 

Used to describe anything that is very, very good.

My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.

teh sex by Evil Timmy January 3, 2004

downtime 

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable

1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.

downtime by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003

sweet leaf 

See weed , marijuana

I've got a great hookup for the sweet leaf.

sweet leaf by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

snot nosed 

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.

These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.

snot nosed by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003