kocklove

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

by Evil Timmy January 08, 2004

Rindows

A pirated copy of Windows purchased in an Asian country (so named for the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter 'L').

I was in Hong Kong and this guy on the street was selling these dodgy-looking CDs labelled 'Rindows' and 'Frotoshop'.

by Evil Timmy February 07, 2004

clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

snot nosed

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.

These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

Blue Balls

The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.

1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.

by Evil timmy September 21, 2005

sweet leaf

See weed , marijuana

I've got a great hookup for the sweet leaf.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

LNP

Late Night Player - Someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite sex until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.

Dude, why did Jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.

by Evil Timmy March 27, 2008