Evil Timmy's definitions

Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).

<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.

by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004

Rindows

A pirated copy of Windows purchased in an Asian country (so named for the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter 'L').

I was in Hong Kong and this guy on the street was selling these dodgy-looking CDs labelled 'Rindows' and 'Frotoshop'.

by Evil Timmy February 7, 2004

clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

kocklove

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

by Evil Timmy January 8, 2004

rexes

Red Xs. Refers to the image Internet Explorer displays when it can't download an image.

What an idiot, he tried to post some pictures of himself, but they're all rexes.

by Evil Timmy April 24, 2003

Trunk Tetris

A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.

Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.

by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009

sierra tango foxtrot uniform

An extended and very sarcastic form of stfu. Uses military/ham radio lingo for each letter.

A: Hey, did you hear about what I did with my girlfriend on the kitche-
B: SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM.

by Evil Timmy February 17, 2004