Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Foreclosure

A temporary setback on the way to wealth

Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person

Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

stanslate

Translate incoherent Russian into English

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Biryani

A cheap knockoff of a Brioni

His clothes were obviously Biryani. You can tell by the cheap stitching on the label.

by Evil Inclination February 27, 2024

blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021