Definitions by Evil Inclination

Biryani 

A cheap knockoff of a Brioni

His clothes were obviously Biryani. You can tell by the cheap stitching on the label.

Biryani by Evil Inclination February 27, 2024

Peleton

exercise bike to buy one's wife shortly after she gave birth

Stan got his mail order bride a peleton to burn off the baby weight. Lucky bride!

Peleton by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Foreclosure

A temporary setback on the way to wealth

Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.

Foreclosure by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

Chilean Sea Bass by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

Availing by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Bankrupcy 

personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs

Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!

Bankrupcy by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

People are saying 

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

People are saying by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024