Evil Inclination's definitions

People are saying

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Foreclosure

A temporary setback on the way to wealth

Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Biryani

A cheap knockoff of a Brioni

His clothes were obviously Biryani. You can tell by the cheap stitching on the label.

by Evil Inclination February 27, 2024