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blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"
I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.
by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021
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Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut
by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022
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stanslate

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person
Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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