Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Evil Inclination

Biryani

His clothes were obviously Biryani. You can tell by the cheap stitching on the label.

Merch

exercise bike to buy one's wife shortly after she gave birth

Stan got his mail order bride a peleton to burn off the baby weight. Lucky bride!

Merch

Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.

Merch

Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.

Merch

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

Merch

personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs

Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!

Merch

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

Merch