Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Foreclosure

A temporary setback on the way to wealth

Foreclosure was the first step in Stan’s master plan to become a decimillionaire.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Shove your face in shut

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

by Evil Inclination March 06, 2022

stanslate

Translate incoherent Russian into English

Stan is drunk texting again. Can someone stanslate his messages?

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Bankrupcy

personal finance strategy employed by only the most successful entrepreneurs

Every billionaire declares bankrupcy at least twice!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

People are saying

a weaselly way to state an opinion without taking responsibility for stating that opinion

People are saying that she deserved what happened to her. Im not saying that, but other people are.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024