Definitions by Evil Bella

Colorado 

A place where the weather changes from freezing cold to heat stroke inducing in matter of days (not an exaggeration). Where your either a yuppie, snowboard bum, or non-english speaking. If it weren't for the great snowboarding and skiing, Colorado would collapse into itself due to all the boredom of all people existing on it.

"So wheres the ocean?"
"Um there is none... but we can go to Chatfield, a big pond with huge jagged rocks on the bottom and smelly green polluted water and call it the ocean."

Colorado by Evil Bella January 3, 2007

rammstein 

The final proof that you don't have to have easy to understand lyrics to have great lyrics.

As if System of a Down wasn't enough proof...

rammstein by Evil Bella April 13, 2006

scarification 

Ancient form of body modification involving inflicting designed and planned wounds to the body with the intention of leaving a scar for aesthetic reasons.
Common with darker-skinned people and cultures, because scarring shows better than tattooing in people with more melanin.
Scarification may be done by burning, cutting or with chemicals.

Scarification is not related to self-injury, because of the difference in motives. Scarification should be done in a sterilized environment by a professional, with the intention of aesthetic value.

scarification by Evil Bella May 13, 2005

sober 

A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.

When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.

sober by Evil Bella March 5, 2005

lost 

Whenever the surroundings around you are unfamiliar and you're stumbling around like an idiot:
you're either lost or intoxicated...
...or both.

Also a terrible show on terrible American television.

lost by Evil Bella November 28, 2004

zildjian

A great CYMBAL company. Also makes drumsticks. Started in 1623, which makes them about oh... 361 years old at the time of writing.

When a cymbal company is over a hundred years older than the country it's currently being popularized in, you know it's gotta be doing something right.

zildjian by Evil Bella October 23, 2004

freshman 

A first-year student at a high school or university. Tends to travel in large packs for protection.

There are two types of Freshman. The cocky kind that think they are the shit, and recieve a respective ass kicking. Then there are the ones that realise they are not the shit and give proper respect to upperclassmen.

freshman by Evil Bella October 22, 2004