Definitions by Evil 212

Consensual Cosby

When you girl asks you to pour her another drink so she can’t leave.

I really should go but don’t want to. Consensual Cosby me so I stay.

Consensual Cosby by Evil 212 February 1, 2026

Sirendextrous

The ability to get your lover off with either hand.

She asked what side of the bed I preferred. I said it didn’t matter as I’m sirendextrous thus can make her cum multiple times with either hand.

Sirendextrous by Evil 212 November 2, 2025

Doubletreed

Getting the carpet as wet as the sheets from pleasing your woman. (First reported case was at a Doubletree hotel.)

Wow! We doubletreed the fuck out of this place!

Doubletreed by Evil 212 May 9, 2025

Orbital 

When your fluffer GF invites you to a gangbang and says you can watch but not join in.

I'm heading over to Miranda's gangbang to help get the guys ready. You gotta be orbital or you ain't coming.

Orbital by Evil 212 May 2, 2025

Dirty Minnie 

A Minnie Mouse makeup bad containing anal lube, handcuffs, nipple clamps, and a blindfold.

TSA Agent: I had another Dirty Minnie come through security today

Dirty Minnie by Evil 212 October 25, 2024