Definitions by Evi1M4chine
code of cuntduct
A set of rules, written by a narcissistic tyrant with an inferiority complex (usually a 'SJW') for the purpose of bullying others and amplifying it by using 'useful idiots' (normally 'white knights'). Usually stuffed full of prejudice and hate, and enforcing those mindsets. By implying 1. that everything revolves around them, and 2. everything has the worst possible intentions and results. And people must conform to some convoluted rules, lest they be labeled 'literally Hitler's or an equivalent.
This emerged as SJW pushed into online communities of nerds, inexperienced with such tyrants, who were completely steamrolled, in the mistaken belief of it being necessary for social well-being, and not realizing the wolf in sheep’s clothing aspect of it.
SJW of course first emerged in girls whose parents failed to give them confidence and resilience, by overprotecting them to a point where they did not have the chance to learn to protect themselves. Hence the term “cuntduct”, as they were, as a Brit would say, “right cunts!”. Later, instead of fixing the bad parenting on girls, expanded to parenting on boys too; so nowadays it is neutral of sexes. So 'cunt' is meant in the British sense that can be used on truly anyone.
This emerged as SJW pushed into online communities of nerds, inexperienced with such tyrants, who were completely steamrolled, in the mistaken belief of it being necessary for social well-being, and not realizing the wolf in sheep’s clothing aspect of it.
SJW of course first emerged in girls whose parents failed to give them confidence and resilience, by overprotecting them to a point where they did not have the chance to learn to protect themselves. Hence the term “cuntduct”, as they were, as a Brit would say, “right cunts!”. Later, instead of fixing the bad parenting on girls, expanded to parenting on boys too; so nowadays it is neutral of sexes. So 'cunt' is meant in the British sense that can be used on truly anyone.
Example 1: “The church’s list of sins was the first code of cuntduct.”
Example 2:
Person 1: “It says in rule 3alpha.7: ‘Usage of the term “butter” is banned, as it is hate-speech used by the patriarchy, to objectify the femayle body, question and insult its perfection, and reduces womyn to sub-human animals. It is to be replaced by “proud*breastsound of tri-tonephysical dropping of a wooden bloxk onto sheet metal”. Furthermore, all users who are caught (man-)*spreading* pasteous foods onto bread, are immediately shadowbanned for toxic sexual harassment.’ ”
Person 2: “Holy shit! It’s not a code of conduct! It’s a code of cuntduct!”
Example 2:
Person 1: “It says in rule 3alpha.7: ‘Usage of the term “butter” is banned, as it is hate-speech used by the patriarchy, to objectify the femayle body, question and insult its perfection, and reduces womyn to sub-human animals. It is to be replaced by “proud*breastsound of tri-tonephysical dropping of a wooden bloxk onto sheet metal”. Furthermore, all users who are caught (man-)*spreading* pasteous foods onto bread, are immediately shadowbanned for toxic sexual harassment.’ ”
Person 2: “Holy shit! It’s not a code of conduct! It’s a code of cuntduct!”
code of cuntduct by Evi1M4chine January 3, 2025
mansplaining
A thought-terminating cliche of sexist hate-speech with the sole purpose of claiming everything that is said is wrong solely due to it being said by a man.
Its use is usually “justified” by claiming that it is only or “originally” intended to only criticize a condescending behavior of chauvinist bullies towards their victims. Even though in all of its short history, it was was never used that way. (See: Gaslighting.)
So it is really just a specific case of the general strategy of modern bullying, where narcissists with a severe inferiority complex realized they could bully others most effectively, by claiming they are the ones being bullied. As most people sadly completely fall for this, hook, line, sinker, fishing rod, fisher and the entire boat and anchor… and can be used to amplify the bullying (aka cancel culture).
This again, is just a specific case of the “eye for an eye” revenge fallacy of thinking one’s evil is not evil “because” somebody else did evil first, even and especially if the other one’s evil is made up with prejudice in the first place. A fallacy that is, incredibly sadly and incredibly primitively, still the base of most legal systems.
Don’t fall for it. There’s just some that want to make us hate each other, to exploit it for power. But people aren’t their stereotypes. People are just people. Be it sexes, ages, nations, peoples, or whatever. If you don’t listen to those who screech, they are literally powerless.
Its use is usually “justified” by claiming that it is only or “originally” intended to only criticize a condescending behavior of chauvinist bullies towards their victims. Even though in all of its short history, it was was never used that way. (See: Gaslighting.)
So it is really just a specific case of the general strategy of modern bullying, where narcissists with a severe inferiority complex realized they could bully others most effectively, by claiming they are the ones being bullied. As most people sadly completely fall for this, hook, line, sinker, fishing rod, fisher and the entire boat and anchor… and can be used to amplify the bullying (aka cancel culture).
This again, is just a specific case of the “eye for an eye” revenge fallacy of thinking one’s evil is not evil “because” somebody else did evil first, even and especially if the other one’s evil is made up with prejudice in the first place. A fallacy that is, incredibly sadly and incredibly primitively, still the base of most legal systems.
Don’t fall for it. There’s just some that want to make us hate each other, to exploit it for power. But people aren’t their stereotypes. People are just people. Be it sexes, ages, nations, peoples, or whatever. If you don’t listen to those who screech, they are literally powerless.
Sexist 1 (m): If you give me seven lines, written by the finest woman, I will find something to burn her as a witch.
Sexist 2 (f): If you give me seven lines, written by the finest man, I will find some mansplaining to destroy his life!
Sexist 1 (m): Oh, *you* can’t do that! Only I am rigtheous!
Sexist 2 (f): Not anymore, grandpa!
Sexist 3 (m): If you give me seven lines, written by the hand of the finest woman, I will find something to call her a feminazi!
Sexist 2 (f): Hey, *you* can’t do that! Only I am righteous!
Sexist 3 (m): Not anymore, grandma!
Sexist 4 (f): …
…
And so on, for all eternity, because apparently everybody’s too stupid and permanently mentally immature to learn a 5500 year old lesson and end the feud.
Sexist 2 (f): If you give me seven lines, written by the finest man, I will find some mansplaining to destroy his life!
Sexist 1 (m): Oh, *you* can’t do that! Only I am rigtheous!
Sexist 2 (f): Not anymore, grandpa!
Sexist 3 (m): If you give me seven lines, written by the hand of the finest woman, I will find something to call her a feminazi!
Sexist 2 (f): Hey, *you* can’t do that! Only I am righteous!
Sexist 3 (m): Not anymore, grandma!
Sexist 4 (f): …
…
And so on, for all eternity, because apparently everybody’s too stupid and permanently mentally immature to learn a 5500 year old lesson and end the feud.
mansplaining by Evi1M4chine March 24, 2024
valuation
When you make up some imaginary worth of you or somebody else, to trick people into giving you things you don’t deserve. Just like in the financial world, but for people instead of real or imaginary things.
Popular in dating, the job market, etc.
Popular in dating, the job market, etc.
Bro A: My buddy here rescued a puppy from the animal shelter last week for his disabled son!
Bro B: Wanna come over and see my French wine collection?
Trusted friend: Nice valuation there! Except, you have literally a single BOX of wine, and there is no puppy at your abandoned son’s momma’s house! i know since I had to bring her food! So go hustle somewhere else, before I bring her over!
Bro B: Wanna come over and see my French wine collection?
Trusted friend: Nice valuation there! Except, you have literally a single BOX of wine, and there is no puppy at your abandoned son’s momma’s house! i know since I had to bring her food! So go hustle somewhere else, before I bring her over!
valuation by Evi1M4chine March 10, 2024
beast mouth
That weird uncanny valley way that MrBeast has his mouth open in literally every thumbnail of his videos. Neither a gape of surprise nor laughing, or anything a real human would do except when …
B: Dude, why is Jerome in the hospital with a throat injury?
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^
beast mouth by Evi1M4chine August 9, 2023
Doomer
Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
Doomer by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
Hanlon's Razor
Logical fallacy around the mantra “Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice”.
In reality, acting like “Whoops, sorry! Stoopid me!”, so the victim is willing to forgive you for longer, is the oldest trick in the book of evil.
Mostly used by anxious sheltered people when overwhelmed by reality .
Not necessarily wrong. But not necessarily right *either*. There simply is no rational basis for it. It is useless. Its false sense of security can itself be harmful again. Purely exists as a coping fantasy. Same thing as conspiracy theorists (−1) , but with an opposite polarity (+1).
Risen in popularity in late 2010s, due to an anxiety epidemic in young people caused by over-sheltering parents, for-profit fear media, over-prescription abuse, and several bad events (pandemic, wars, …).
The real way to tell evil from stupid is:
*Evil has a goal*. Its actions *converge* towards that.
Stupid is incompetent. Its actions *diverge* (into chaos).
Catch 1: Stupid people can *still* be useful pawns for evil people, and follow them. (See example.)
Catch 2: There doesn’t *have* to be an evil person. It may be emergent behavior in a group. (Proof: Your body’s cells aren’t smart. Yet together they can act smart.)
Usually it’s more complex, but that’s the gist.
In the end, stupid is already harmful. It wastes resources and slows advancement down. That is evil.
While evil is already stupid. As teamwork (being nice) is clearly an evolutionary advantage.
In reality, acting like “Whoops, sorry! Stoopid me!”, so the victim is willing to forgive you for longer, is the oldest trick in the book of evil.
Mostly used by anxious sheltered people when overwhelmed by reality .
Not necessarily wrong. But not necessarily right *either*. There simply is no rational basis for it. It is useless. Its false sense of security can itself be harmful again. Purely exists as a coping fantasy. Same thing as conspiracy theorists (−1) , but with an opposite polarity (+1).
Risen in popularity in late 2010s, due to an anxiety epidemic in young people caused by over-sheltering parents, for-profit fear media, over-prescription abuse, and several bad events (pandemic, wars, …).
The real way to tell evil from stupid is:
*Evil has a goal*. Its actions *converge* towards that.
Stupid is incompetent. Its actions *diverge* (into chaos).
Catch 1: Stupid people can *still* be useful pawns for evil people, and follow them. (See example.)
Catch 2: There doesn’t *have* to be an evil person. It may be emergent behavior in a group. (Proof: Your body’s cells aren’t smart. Yet together they can act smart.)
Usually it’s more complex, but that’s the gist.
In the end, stupid is already harmful. It wastes resources and slows advancement down. That is evil.
While evil is already stupid. As teamwork (being nice) is clearly an evolutionary advantage.
Leader figure A: Evil (scapegoat group B) are invading our (group A), destroying our (values) and taking our (valuables)! = Evil. Goal: Power
Group B, Pawn 2: Durk urr durr! Kill all (group B)! =Stupid. Goal: Whatever dear leader A says.
Group A, Anxious traumatized person 3: OMG, (group B) is destroying our (group A)! They are evil! Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous trauma: “It *must* be real!” Goal: Safety through avoidance.
Group A, Anxious *black-eyed* person 4: Calm down, it’s just Hanlon's Razor! Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, move on. Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous *safe space*: “It CAN’T be real!” Goal: Safety through ignorance.
(As you can see, everyone in this example is wrong, and merely driven by their anxiety, clinging to what they grew up with that seemingly lets them handle reality.)
Group B, Pawn 2: Durk urr durr! Kill all (group B)! =Stupid. Goal: Whatever dear leader A says.
Group A, Anxious traumatized person 3: OMG, (group B) is destroying our (group A)! They are evil! Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous trauma: “It *must* be real!” Goal: Safety through avoidance.
Group A, Anxious *black-eyed* person 4: Calm down, it’s just Hanlon's Razor! Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, move on. Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous *safe space*: “It CAN’T be real!” Goal: Safety through ignorance.
(As you can see, everyone in this example is wrong, and merely driven by their anxiety, clinging to what they grew up with that seemingly lets them handle reality.)
Hanlon's Razor by Evi1M4chine April 3, 2023
hipster clap
You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
hipster clap by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023