Evi1M4chine's definitions
An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025
Get the condustrymug. The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.
You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.
Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.
Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!
B: They invented the … browser?
A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?
B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?
A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?
B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!
B: They invented the … browser?
A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?
B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?
A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?
B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
Get the .iomug. That weird uncanny valley way that MrBeast has his mouth open in literally every thumbnail of his videos. Neither a gape of surprise nor laughing, or anything a real human would do except when …
B: Dude, why is Jerome in the hospital with a throat injury?
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^
by Evi1M4chine August 9, 2023
Get the beast mouthmug. A set of rules, written by a narcissistic tyrant with an inferiority complex (usually a 'SJW') for the purpose of bullying others and amplifying it by using 'useful idiots' (normally 'white knights'). Usually stuffed full of prejudice and hate, and enforcing those mindsets. By implying 1. that everything revolves around them, and 2. everything has the worst possible intentions and results. And people must conform to some convoluted rules, lest they be labeled 'literally Hitler's or an equivalent.
This emerged as SJW pushed into online communities of nerds, inexperienced with such tyrants, who were completely steamrolled, in the mistaken belief of it being necessary for social well-being, and not realizing the wolf in sheep’s clothing aspect of it.
SJW of course first emerged in girls whose parents failed to give them confidence and resilience, by overprotecting them to a point where they did not have the chance to learn to protect themselves. Hence the term “cuntduct”, as they were, as a Brit would say, “right cunts!”. Later, instead of fixing the bad parenting on girls, expanded to parenting on boys too; so nowadays it is neutral of sexes. So 'cunt' is meant in the British sense that can be used on truly anyone.
This emerged as SJW pushed into online communities of nerds, inexperienced with such tyrants, who were completely steamrolled, in the mistaken belief of it being necessary for social well-being, and not realizing the wolf in sheep’s clothing aspect of it.
SJW of course first emerged in girls whose parents failed to give them confidence and resilience, by overprotecting them to a point where they did not have the chance to learn to protect themselves. Hence the term “cuntduct”, as they were, as a Brit would say, “right cunts!”. Later, instead of fixing the bad parenting on girls, expanded to parenting on boys too; so nowadays it is neutral of sexes. So 'cunt' is meant in the British sense that can be used on truly anyone.
Example 1: “The church’s list of sins was the first code of cuntduct.”
Example 2:
Person 1: “It says in rule 3alpha.7: ‘Usage of the term “butter” is banned, as it is hate-speech used by the patriarchy, to objectify the femayle body, question and insult its perfection, and reduces womyn to sub-human animals. It is to be replaced by “proud*breastsound of tri-tonephysical dropping of a wooden bloxk onto sheet metal”. Furthermore, all users who are caught (man-)*spreading* pasteous foods onto bread, are immediately shadowbanned for toxic sexual harassment.’ ”
Person 2: “Holy shit! It’s not a code of conduct! It’s a code of cuntduct!”
Example 2:
Person 1: “It says in rule 3alpha.7: ‘Usage of the term “butter” is banned, as it is hate-speech used by the patriarchy, to objectify the femayle body, question and insult its perfection, and reduces womyn to sub-human animals. It is to be replaced by “proud*breastsound of tri-tonephysical dropping of a wooden bloxk onto sheet metal”. Furthermore, all users who are caught (man-)*spreading* pasteous foods onto bread, are immediately shadowbanned for toxic sexual harassment.’ ”
Person 2: “Holy shit! It’s not a code of conduct! It’s a code of cuntduct!”
by Evi1M4chine January 3, 2025
Get the code of cuntductmug. Alternative: to AI.
Something that got turned into something an “AI” would make, or acting like an “AI”.
Like drawing letters that don’t exist, talking like “AI”, confidently saying the wildest nonsense, putting glue on your pizza, stuffing your room with crap so it looks way overly detailed, having a baby with six toes, … that sort of stuff.
Something that got turned into something an “AI” would make, or acting like an “AI”.
Like drawing letters that don’t exist, talking like “AI”, confidently saying the wildest nonsense, putting glue on your pizza, stuffing your room with crap so it looks way overly detailed, having a baby with six toes, … that sort of stuff.
1) LOL, YouTube recommended this to me because I watched a video about REDHEADS!
That’s right! It saw “reheat”, and AI’d it into “redhead”!
Go home YouTube! You’re drunk! 🤣
2) I swear, her room got AI’d! She had more stuffed animals in there than a toy factory! And each of them held a tiny random trinket!
3) B: Seven toes and three belly buttons? Are you even human anymore? Your foot got AI’d!
A: Wonderful question, sir! — Now you’re really getting to the heart of things! You truly are an imaginative genius!
B: Goddamn it, I’ve never even seen a statement that got AI’d that much!
That’s right! It saw “reheat”, and AI’d it into “redhead”!
Go home YouTube! You’re drunk! 🤣
2) I swear, her room got AI’d! She had more stuffed animals in there than a toy factory! And each of them held a tiny random trinket!
3) B: Seven toes and three belly buttons? Are you even human anymore? Your foot got AI’d!
A: Wonderful question, sir! — Now you’re really getting to the heart of things! You truly are an imaginative genius!
B: Goddamn it, I’ve never even seen a statement that got AI’d that much!
by Evi1M4chine September 4, 2025
Get the AI’dmug. Impotenz. Gemeint ist Impotenz.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.
Sie: Besorgst du’s mir nochmal?
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(
by Evi1M4chine January 10, 2025
Get the schütteres Rohrmug. by Evi1M4chine December 3, 2010
Get the osturduckenmug.