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pimp

a guy was walking doen the street and picked up a girl and she wante dto say "man you a plimp" which means cool,but she said pimp.Means to pimp,a pimpin guy
"Man that Tydell is such a pimp nigga"
by Evan September 16, 2004
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bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.
After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.
by Evan August 19, 2004
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humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone
That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man
by Evan August 18, 2004
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minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com
"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."
by evan August 1, 2004
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slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary
what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!
by evan July 13, 2004
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flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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Roast Beef

Loose Nasty ass pussy that is RED and RAW
i was getin a lap dance from Sarah and she put her nasty roast beef in my face
by Evan June 10, 2004
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