Evan's definitions

Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

by Evan December 12, 2004

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

guilt trip

when someone uses sneaky language in an attempt to make good with you.
to backstab, blackmail, extort.

"I know this cell phone was my idea but I can't pay you till next week!, dont you remember that dinner i payed for last week? "

by Evan January 4, 2005

george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.

Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)

by Evan January 4, 2005

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

forever

forever is until you find somthing better.

honey, i will love you forever. (six months later) honey, i'm leaving you for a 20 year old who has her clit pierced.

by evan January 14, 2005

gameday

Something we never get in Computer Applications.

"Today I tried to play a game, but Evan turned off my computer. He said, "this is not gameday."

by Evan January 18, 2005