Yammy

Someone who very much enjoys orally pleasuring a woman, also "Yamster"

did you about that dude doing the yammy to that female over there.

hes's a yamster

by Evan February 11, 2005

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan May 01, 2004

Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.

"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"

by Evan January 19, 2005

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

by Evan February 21, 2005

Washa

I am a psycho. Said in responce to a question or request when someone is going crazy.

Emily: Hey Evan, could I borrow a piece of paper?
Evan: WASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Evan April 13, 2005

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 06, 2005