Ethastum's definitions

abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

When you type the alphabet but your 'd'-key has fallen off, and your ii key types iix2 for some reason.

Person 1: II smart
Person 2: ... what's 9 + 10
Person 3: 21..?
Person 4: You stupiid
Person 5: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Person 6: WHAT
Person 7: Sufferiing iis by defiiniitiion what whoa iis me
Person 8: Who the heck are all of you, get out of my house
Person 9: We're not leaviing untiill you call the poliice
Person 10: B
*Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8 leaves*
Person 8: Fiinally peace

*:D*
Persons 1 to 10 miinus 8: abcefghiijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
A: Person 8

by Ethastum September 25, 2023

zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-

When you do qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you go throught all the lines in sync so its basically random

Person: Heloo
Dude: A
Person: What?
Dude: *pulls up a glock*
Person: whoa whoa no need to use violence
Dude: zqwxsecdrfvtbgyhnujmik,opl.-!
Person: A
Dude: *shoots*
Per-

by Ethastum January 25, 2022

din domme

Is a mild slur, that means the other person is momentarily kinda stupid, dense, annoying or anything else of that sorts.

A: *Gets killed in some video game*
A: BRuh
E: din domme

by Ethastum June 23, 2022

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolpplokiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz

When you're so extremely bored that you try finding different versions of "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" or "mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

Person 1: "Dude i'm so bored..."
Dude: "Who the heck are you? Stop following me!"
Person 1: "qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolpplokiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz!!"
Dude: "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

by Ethastum September 8, 2021

,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa

when you type your keyboard in columns backwards, and mess something up.

person: but why
dude: hehe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person: it's not funny anymore dude stop
*person goes home and goes to sleep*
person: zzz
dude: ,lpokmnjiuhbvgytfrcxdresz<awqa
person: A

by Ethastum January 20, 2022