Etch's definitions
Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.
"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."
by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the couch condommug. Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.
by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the dog fuckmug. "She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."
by Etch September 8, 2006
Get the doorknob-sucking lipsmug. An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.
by Etch September 6, 2008
Get the TV negromug. (from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.
by Etch July 14, 2006
Get the connetmug. A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
by Etch September 9, 2006
Get the turkey bastemug. Pronounced "WHAH-boo". Derived from the words: White (and) Jigaboo. Offspring resulting from the unholy mating between a Caucasian and a Negroid.
by Etch September 6, 2008
Get the whaboomug.