TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

by Etch September 06, 2008

couch condom

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.

"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."

by Etch September 08, 2006

dog fuck

Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.

"I can reduce you to dog fuck in about two minutes."

by Etch September 08, 2006

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.

"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"

by Etch September 08, 2006

3 coil steamer

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

by Etch July 19, 2006

junk

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

by Etch December 18, 2012