Eszett's definitions

Spanish

the fourth most spoken language on Earth (after body, Chinese, and what's-it-called). Because of its high saturation of words and numerous associations to the number 43, atomic number of technetium, it is considered to be a radioactive language, which decays by alpha-particle emission to Latin.

Our map was in Spanish a few minutes ago. Now it's all in Latin, and it glows too.

by eszett May 15, 2003

Blaire ROFLing

The funniest kid ever. He can always leave you ROFLling. Also known as Tony Blaire ROFLing.

Blair ROFLing left me ROFLing.

by Eszett November 14, 2004

Scheelia

The greatest NationState ever, led by the Grand Vassal, Jaroslav Al-Wolframij. It is home to tungsten buildings and monmuents, synthetic polar regions, and a military that uses trebuchets and soldering irons as their main weapons.

Scheelia took over the barbaric tribes of Nectady with their massive number of trebuchets.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

allotrope

one of at least two different forms of an element. Different allotropes of a substance often have very different properties from each other; e.g. white phosphorus (P4) is a highly reactive and toxic substance that glows in air due to its high reactivity and possesses a molecular structure, while red phosphorus (the stuff used to make strikers on match boxes) is a non-toxic substance that has a polymeric structure.

White tin is a shiny, electrically conductive metal usefull for plating cans to prevent corrosion, while gray tin is a semiconductor that possesses no uses whatsoever

by eszett August 26, 2003

Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004