buttchomp

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.

"You are a complete buttchomp!"

by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

business on demand

When a business undergoes a transformation of process, culture, and infrastructure such that it can respond instantly to the constantly changing conditions of the market.

A company's systems automatically scale up to meet the load required when they release a hot new product.

by Eric Wood June 02, 2004

banyonker

As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts

She's got a nice pair of banyonkers
You're really getting on my banyonkers

by Eric Wood January 13, 2004

Harolds

Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.

Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"

by Eric Wood February 22, 2004

dutch goggles

Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.

"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"

by Eric Wood September 21, 2005

nebraska

refers to an alcoholic drink, normally a pint of beer.

"You up for a few nebraska's?"

"I fancy a nebraska!"

by Eric Wood April 23, 2005

Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

by Eric Wood May 05, 2005