by Eric Wood April 23, 2005
Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
by Eric Wood April 24, 2005
Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
by Eric Wood May 05, 2005
Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"
"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"
"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
by Eric Wood February 22, 2004
As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts
by Eric Wood January 13, 2004
Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
by Eric Wood September 21, 2005
When a business undergoes a transformation of process, culture, and infrastructure such that it can respond instantly to the constantly changing conditions of the market.
A company's systems automatically scale up to meet the load required when they release a hot new product.
by Eric Wood June 02, 2004