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Definitions by Eric Wood

dutch goggles 

Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
dutch goggles by Eric Wood September 21, 2005

Megadeth 

Death by Heavy Metal. The ultimate divine death for any aspiring metal fan. The only pure and noble death achievable.
Autopsy report; Cause of death; Megadeth.

Tombstone; He died nobly of Megadeth
Rust in Peace
Megadeth by Eric Wood May 5, 2005

Business Needs 

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.
Business Needs by Eric Wood May 5, 2005

buttchomp 

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
"You are a complete buttchomp!"
buttchomp by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

nebraska 

refers to an alcoholic drink, normally a pint of beer.
"You up for a few nebraska's?"

"I fancy a nebraska!"
nebraska by Eric Wood April 23, 2005

business on demand 

When a business undergoes a transformation of process, culture, and infrastructure such that it can respond instantly to the constantly changing conditions of the market.
A company's systems automatically scale up to meet the load required when they release a hot new product.
Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
Harolds by Eric Wood February 22, 2004