Eric's definitions

no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

by Eric July 21, 2004

liek

Same as "like"

Kept misspelling like this way.

I liek to talk to my girlfriend.

by Eric October 27, 2004

gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 25, 2006

penis

Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

by Eric March 21, 2003

soysauce

An asian person who plays basketball well.

Shit son, soysauce just made another three-pointer.

by Eric May 13, 2005