jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

Super Pop and Gay

When a band which is fairly indie and underground with only a small cult following gains popularity and a larger fanbase. The band's songwriting may or may not go down in quality.

The Postal Service is super pop and gay.

by Eric April 10, 2004

TA

an abbreiation for the car called a Pontiac Trans-Am

Dude my cousin's TA is a piece of shit.

by Eric June 18, 2006

Vodka

What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

by Eric January 07, 2005

Bob Ueker

Similar to an Upper Deck, A Bob Ueker is when a person shits on the top of a toilet tank. Bob Ueker is the announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers, and sits above the upper deck.

After I got done fucking Becky's sister, I gave her a Bob Ueker.

by Eric December 04, 2003

Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

by Eric November 13, 2003

vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

by Eric July 02, 2004