Eric's definitions

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

by Eric March 28, 2004

chubby

a half erect penis

man when my girl friend celina wears those tight pants(u knoe the ones babe)with her tits hanging out I get a raging chubby!

by Eric November 24, 2003

Tempe

Rural city in Arizona, contains rougly 170,000+ citizens. Is the location of Arizona State University (ASU) where a whole bunch of partys happen! Also has one of the highest STD rates amongst colleges in America

Let's go to the party at ASU this weekend!

by Eric January 12, 2005

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

poove

slang for gay like queer or fag

dude stop being such a fucking poove

by Eric November 2, 2004

lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.

Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball

by Eric February 12, 2005