Eric's definitions

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. One amazingly gorgeous body with a great booty. Also the nicest girl you will ever meet.

Eric Douglas would die for Linzy Marie (L.M.H.), he would also do anything for her.

by Eric February 27, 2005

football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either

1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it

by eric February 26, 2005

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005

mongry

A combination of "money" and "hungry". To be used when someone is being especially stingy with their money.

Stop being such a mongry Jew, Kyle.

by eric February 20, 2005

womb

A queer who downloads public hacks for computer games, and is too stupid to make his own.

AKA: Super P.O.S.

Dude, you're such a fucking womb!

by Eric February 16, 2005

blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

by eric February 14, 2005

Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.

Kevin is t3h nubcake.

by Eric February 12, 2005