Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Cycologist 

Someone who sells or fixes bikes professionally in a retail store.

I went to see a cycologist about a broken axle.

Cycologist by Ereck Flowers February 18, 2015

Friend 

A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.

Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.

Wendy: We are just friends.

Friend by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2015

Creeper 

A vehicle through which everyone dumps their emotional shit.

Creeper: "I love her." That's what he said! Isn't that embarrassing.

Woman: Really! I'm done with you for saying that.

Creeper by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.

You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.

The Bullshit Era by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Bimbo 

An undignified woman.

Even though I may seem like a bimbo, I do try hard and therefore am not.

Bimbo by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Decision 

Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!

Decision by Ereck Flowers February 15, 2015

Working off your guilt 

When a boss, romantic other, friend or family member does something for you, and you have no other way of paying them back, to simply be charming and fair in other ways to pay your dues for having underappreciated them.

Kat: Jeanne, you took me back as your friend again, but I don't know, I don't know if it's healthy.

Jeanne: Look, I know you're still working off your guilt, but good things happen to people like you!

Working off your guilt by Ereck Flowers February 14, 2015