dork quirk

An eccentricity of someone that makes them antisocial.

His dork quirk is that he rocks back and forth in his chair when he's alone.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

soothic

Music that soothes the listener.

Girl: I'll listen to classical soothic.

Guy: Rock is my soothic.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

prune swoon

A smelly fart.

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

teacher creature

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

by Ereck Flowers November 09, 2018

textpert

An expert text messenger.

My brother is a textpert; he's so clever in his texts.

by Ereck Flowers June 25, 2016

Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

by Ereck Flowers December 02, 2010