Thrift goop

Cheap product, as in inexpensive styling gel or mousse.

I could spend money on this salon recommended styling gel, or I could just grab this thrift goop and call it a day.

by Ereck Flowers December 03, 2010

hole toll

The act of earning sexual intercourse.

I paid the hole toll. Now I expect sex. If I I don't get laid, figures.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

swellfie

A really swell selfie.

I took a swellfie. I was proud.

by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016

bet upset

The feeling after losing a bet.

I'm bet upset after my team lost!

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Penny

Something inflation renders irrelevant.

Woman 1: I found a penny!

Woman 2: The government is now in debt!

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019