Definitions by Ereck Flowers

blah-feeling coffee-drinking 

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

blah-feeling coffee-drinking by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

frail male 

A puny man or boy.

He was a frail male. But he was still a nice guy.

frail male by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

bored sword 

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

bored sword by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

neat cheat

Having an affair that's convenient for one of the parties.

That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.

neat cheat by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

pet fret 

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

pet fret by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

benign canine 

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

benign canine by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

window silhouette by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019