Donald Thump

A physical reaction caused by one's frustration for Donald Trump's administration.

I exerted a Donald Thump against my couch.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

whoaphry

An impressive trophy that makes others go "whoa".

Guy 1: I have a whoaphry on my mantle.

Guy 2: I can see it. It takes up most of it.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2018

hip chick

Something you call a cool woman.

Hey, hip chick! Do you have any poems you would like to read us?

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

Glad

The feeling a man has after he ejaculates.

I'm so glad that I feel we should sleep together!

by Ereck Flowers March 17, 2015

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 11, 2011

potbelly

The protuberant body of a bong.

This smoke is gathering in the potbelly.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

swellfie

A really swell selfie.

I took a swellfie. I was proud.

by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016