sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

lead head

A heavy metal music lover.

There are some cool lead heads at the front of the concert.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.

Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

ruhtard

A polite way of calling someone stupid.

You're a ruhtard, bruh.

by Ereck Flowers November 03, 2018

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

idiot

Someone who eventually needs to be put down.

Matt was an idiot. He was rightfully hospitalized.

by Ereck Flowers July 04, 2016

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015