451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 16, 2015

shot dot

The dot left from an injection.

I have a shot dot from my blood test.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

teh

The chill way of texting "the."

I went to teh 99 cent store and bought a thingy.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

potbelly

The protuberant body of a bong.

This smoke is gathering in the potbelly.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

swellfie

A really swell selfie.

I took a swellfie. I was proud.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

realist

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018