Ereck Flowers's definitions

phat

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.

"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.

by Ereck Flowers May 27, 2015

enneavor

A goal you cannot accomplish despite effort to do so.

It's an enneavor to do well on this math test.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

ruhtard

A polite way of calling someone stupid.

You're a ruhtard, bruh.

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hellish jealous

When you feel you are in prison because your love seems to be interested in someone else romantically, and there's no way for you to reconcile.

I'm hellish jealous that my husband is cheating on me, and nobody seems to mind except me.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

idiot

Someone who eventually needs to be put down.

Matt was an idiot. He was rightfully hospitalized.

by Ereck Flowers July 4, 2016

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019