wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

by Ereck Flowers March 03, 2015

mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

room doom

When a child spends too much time in their bedroom and it becomes unhealthy for them.

I hope he's not going through room doom!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

had mad

The regret a person feels after having sexual intercourse.

That woman's going to be had mad in the morning.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

diamondest

Another term for a wedding ring--a diamond meant for destiny.

I put your diamondest on your ring finger.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016