call install

When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.

I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

success confess

When your modesty is no longer appropriate in a social situation, and you must divulge your accolades in some manner.

They were questioning my expertise, so I was forced to success confess that I had won many awards in the field.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 01, 2018

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

doh'm

A dark and deep poem that people don't understand.

I wrote a doh'm. Shit!

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

lazy

Donald Trump not at least changing the channel to the good TV shows.

A lazy President for a lazy country.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2018

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018