Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Donald Grump 

Someone who is grumpy about Donald Trump's administration.

I'm a Donald Grump. I've been sad for two years now because of it.

Donald Grump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Thump 

A physical reaction caused by one's frustration for Donald Trump's administration.

I exerted a Donald Thump against my couch.

Donald Thump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Crumpet 

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

Donald Crumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Bump 

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

Donald Bump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Trumpet 

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

Donald Trumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Stumped 

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

Donald Stumped by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Clump 

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

Donald Clump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018