Ereck Flowers's definitions

wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Life happened

A term used to appreciate that certain situations, while the fault of someone or some group, was perhaps destiny.

Life happened and everyone moved on.

by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

butt slut

When you have anal sexual intercourse, or sodomize someone anally.

Doing the ol' butt slut.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

sweat dream

A nightmare that has as much a visceral aspect as a wet dream, just at the other end of the comfort spectrum.

I had a sweat dream. Geez, that was horrifying. Thank goodness it was just my imagination at work.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

room doom

When a child spends too much time in their bedroom and it becomes unhealthy for them.

I hope he's not going through room doom!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019