Definitions by Ereck Flowers

Donald Hump 

An instance where Donald Trump engaged in debauchery.

Guy 1: I didn't know of that specific Donald Hump.

Guy 2: And there are so many more that I wish not to picture.

Donald Hump by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald mumps 

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

Donald mumps by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

realist 

Someone who doesn't give a shit because in the real world nobody gives a shit.

I'm not lazy. I'm a realist.

realist by Ereck Flowers October 22, 2018

American Revolution 

A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.

Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.

American Revolution by Ereck Flowers September 9, 2018

'04 

A reference to 2004 where the Red Sox came back from 3 games down against the Yankees in the ALCS and won the World Series.

Guy 1: Dude, '04.

Guy 2: Shut up.

'04 by Ereck Flowers September 4, 2018

engineer

Someone who makes things that do things.

Engineers are important for the infrastructure and technology of our civilization.

engineer by Ereck Flowers September 1, 2018

rubber fucky 

A condom.

I need a rubber fucky before we do this.

rubber fucky by Ereck Flowers August 31, 2018