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Quarterback

A white person of American origin. Originally all quarterback where white, back when football originated. Doug Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most super bowl winning quarterbacks are played by a white person.
Bart Starr was first white quarterback to win the first Super Bowl for the Green Bay Packers

Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most Super Bowls winning quarterbacks are white

Hey Quarterback get your butt back in the game.

Can a quarterback get some help around here or what.
by Equal crack April 5, 2016
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Starbucks Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
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Cornerback

White person or US American citizen who trafficks drugs and negotiates with Mexican cartels.
The Mexican cartels sometimes use a cornerback (US born citizen)to traffic narcotics into America. Corners or cornerbacks are useful dealers because they live in the USA.
by Equal crack August 26, 2015
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