EpicCollision's definitions

the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.

Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Cancer

A lot of edgy kids use it to insult something that they actually really like just to look cool.

Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Offended

Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:
A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D

Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!

I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways.

by EpicCollision October 31, 2017