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mau mau

V. To incite a riot.
South Central got mau maued after the Rodney King trial.
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the mau maumug.

perp roll

The perp roll is a term used by police and court workers in Virginia that describes the slouchy way defendants approach the bench. It might be caused by the fact that many court customers are high on dope during their trials.
Check out this fool doing the perp roll, the judge is not going to like it.
by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008
mugGet the perp rollmug.

tambouille

The French word meaning "lousy cuisine."
McDonalds serves tambouille.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
mugGet the tambouillemug.

cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.
Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.
by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008
mugGet the cudmug.

neocon

Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.
Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the neoconmug.

Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
mugGet the Chronicles magazinemug.

fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
mugGet the fuck up move upmug.

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