Warshington

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

put some glass in the hole

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

dots

Another word for nipples -- either male or female.

Her bikini top came off when she jumped in the pool and everybody got a glimpse of her dots.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.

She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.

by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008