Emotional Cruiser's definitions

kung fuck

A humorous term for having sex in a kung-fu position, merging physical agility with intimate encounters for a playful twist on romance.

After watching that martial arts movie, they decided to try kung fuck—who knew fighting skills could spice things up in the bedroom?

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

Unity custom name syndrome

The phenomenon where typing custom names like "EnemyAI" or "VirusAppearence", or any phrase containing neologisms like "Tombocantuxin" lead to "New script" action when you proceed "Add Component" function on Unity Editor

I was just trying to add a new component in Unity, but I hit Unity custom name syndrome when it flagged my script as 'New script' because I named my variable 'Tombocantuxin'!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

AFK

Originally standing for "Absence From Keyboard", this term now standing for "Absence From sKreen" refers to the phenomenon where you feel missing out the latest YouTube videos whilst you've been unable to watch YouTube for extended periods of time. Similarly, going to bed whilst having not watched YouTube during the day is as unpleasant as going to bed whilst being hungry. This phenomenon is more commonly experienced by persons who have subscribed to lots of YouTube channels in a row (i.e. 600+ channels) compared to those who subscribe to few to no YouTube channels.

I thought I could take a short break from YouTube videos, but now I'm hit with serious AFK vibes—I've missed out on countless of new YouTube videos while I was away from YouTube!

by Emotional Cruiser August 18, 2025

no chimichanga

A ban on the screening (or exhibition) of the movie Deadpool, often referring to restrictions that prevent audiences from watching it due to the amount of excessive violence, nudity, and graphic language on it.

Looks like we can't catch Deadpool this weekend as many Moslem scholars have been protesting in front of the movie theater — total no chimichanga situation over here!

by Emotional Cruiser July 10, 2025

tuner

Tuners are known for the ability to "tune" Google in order to be able to Google for 2 vastly different things just by one string of keyword, e.g. being able to find the 1996 advertisement for Sustagen Junior and Craigslist entries for the 1996 JDM car Mitsubishi Pajero Junior just by typing "junior 1996" on the search box

I really need a tuner for my research; I just typed 'junior 1996' into Google and found both the 1996 advertisement for Sustagen Junior and Craigslist listings for the 1996 JDM car Mitsubishi Pajero Junior—talk about efficiency!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

Jexi

In the book "New Beginnings: Not My Will", Jexi is a non-believer who struggles to accept a God who would allow suffering.

In New Beginnings, two best friends face challenges of love, loss, and starting over, one of whom is named Jexi. The other one is named Shaya, a mature Christian with a strong faith foundation and commitment to God. These two young women conquer changes in their individual lives that will strengthen their friendship. Shaya learns to heal from past pain as Jexi learns to let go, and let God guide her in her new path. This book shows the importance of seeking God and His will for our lives. Not our will but His alone.

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025