Emotional Cruiser's definitions

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.

Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.

by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025

school holiday

A period of hiatus from formal education after completing college, typically chosen by individuals who have spent 19 years in the education system, from pre-school through college. During this time, they opt to enter the workforce before potentially pursuing postgraduate studies later in life.

After 19 years of schooling, I decided to take a school holiday, opting to gain work experience before considering my options for postgraduate education.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Durban Dictionary

Serving as a primary reference for the Afrikaans language, the Durban Dictionary is named after Durban, South Africa the same way the official English dictionary is named "Oxford dictionary".

For accurate translations and definitions in Afrikaans, we can find them in the Durban Dictionary.

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

resolution rollover

Outsourcing last New Year's resolution that cannot be fulfilled just yet, into upcoming New Year's resolution

I couldn't stop Googling the images of women's underwear last year, so I'm just going to make it a resolution rollover for this year and hope for the best!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

tongue-in-cheek

The adjective to describe how funny some previously unheard UrbanDictionary definitions are

I love scrolling through Urban Dictionary; some definitions are so hilariously random and tongue-in-cheek that I can't help but laugh out loud!

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025