Definitions by Emolife

Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") 

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)

Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though

Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") by EmoLife March 30, 2019

Bamd 

Bamd is a term invented by Dallon Weekes, vocalist for the bamd I don't know how but they found me, often abriviated idkhbtfm or idk how, an obscure bamd consisted of the mentioned vocalist and ryan seaman it's a cooler way of saying "band"

Ryan: yo dude let's start a band
Dallon: Hell no.... let's start a BAMD
Ryan, on drums: *badumshh*

Bamd by EmoLife October 27, 2018

Scringe

A mix of the words cringe and scream, so something or a situation that makes you cringe so much you're screaming inside.

Bob: did she just pronounce the acronym "LMAO" as if it were a word? She just said "lmao" ew omg it's "L-M-A-O"
Joe: Scringe

Scringe by EmoLife May 3, 2018

solideo

A hot guy who's super innocent. His name means For God only, everyone loves him but he doesn't really share his feelings to anyone but that one Tomboy who secretly loves him.

Boy do I love Solideo!!

solideo by Emolife May 14, 2017

Smart friend 

A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.

John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.

Smart friend by EmoLife May 8, 2017

bullshitium 

A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium

Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!

bullshitium by EmoLife October 27, 2016

Bitching fuck 

Said in a flurry of anger or stress caused by work, school or personal problems. Similar to the phrase "fucking shit" but when so angry or stressed, one doesn't make sense.

Bob: Shit we have 6 exams and 3 orals next week!
Tom: BITCHING FUCK!

Bitching fuck by EmoLife October 25, 2016