Emennius's definitions

pft

An exlamation of disbelief

Joe-"I won the lottery!!"
Me-"Pft! Yeah right."

by Emennius January 14, 2004

sawful

Full of saw

I don't want to work on the birdhouse now, I already got a sawful in shop class today.

by Emennius August 19, 2003

warlords

What you say to justify stealing food from someone.

Person 1: "Hey, give me back that french fry!"
Person 2: "Warlords!"
Person 1: "Damnit..."

by Emennius March 26, 2004

safe heist

The plan to steal a safe full of money from the music department office in your school.

"Are we going through with the safe heist tonight, Joe?"

by Emennius May 23, 2003

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004

contra

Originally an Arcade game, it is best known as the best Run 'n gun NES game, if not the best Run 'n gun game of all time. It is also the first time the Konami code ever appeared in a video game.

Retard-"Contra is so old, it can't compare to awesome graphics of the Xbox."
Me-"Too bad graphics don't matter, you retard. Contra is the best game ever, and it's worth more money than you."

by Emennius January 16, 2004

PSX

noun

An abbreviation for "Playstation"

"Hey, a used PSX only costs $50 now."

by Emennius May 23, 2003