Emennius's definitions

warlords

What you say to justify stealing food from someone.

Person 1: "Hey, give me back that french fry!"
Person 2: "Warlords!"
Person 1: "Damnit..."

by Emennius March 26, 2004

contra

Originally an Arcade game, it is best known as the best Run 'n gun NES game, if not the best Run 'n gun game of all time. It is also the first time the Konami code ever appeared in a video game.

Retard-"Contra is so old, it can't compare to awesome graphics of the Xbox."
Me-"Too bad graphics don't matter, you retard. Contra is the best game ever, and it's worth more money than you."

by Emennius January 16, 2004

pft

An exlamation of disbelief

Joe-"I won the lottery!!"
Me-"Pft! Yeah right."

by Emennius January 14, 2004

Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004

Soul Calibur 2

A weapons fighting game made by NAMCO, in which each of the next-gen consoles recieves a console exclusive character.
gamecube=Link
Xbox=Spawn
PS2=Heihachi

Retard-"Why won't my Soul Calibur 2 disc work in my Xbox?!"
Me-"Dude, you got it for Gamecube"

by Emennius January 10, 2004

final fantasy tactics

Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation.

Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?"
Me-"It's Final Fantasy Tactics, you retard"

by Emennius January 10, 2004

The Pink Drone Acid Project

An up and coming band from Ledyard, that will hopefully make it big...somehow.

Me-"I'm in The Pink Drone Acid Project. Ever heard of us?"
Some guy-"No, not really."
Me-"OK. I didn't really expect some guy on the street to know what some garage band is."

by Emennius January 10, 2004