masturbation

An orgy, all on your own.

I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

fair stick

Australian slang for fair enough

Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro

by Elvo February 04, 2017

jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.

Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!

by Elvo July 16, 2007

semi-boyfriend

A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.

I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

mountainese

The lingo used amongst mountainbike folk.

Examples of "Mountainese":

"It's a little technical."
-- Last time we rode here, we cracked a frame, had 3 snake bites, and taco-ed a wheel.

"This is the last climb."
-- This is really not the last climb, in fact, we're not even halfway. but if i tell you that, chances are you'll throw down your bike and won't talk to me for a month.

"I found this kick-ass trail!"
-- Pack your ID and some KY jelly, because chances are we'll spend the night in jail for trespassing.

"A yard sale"
-- A horrendous crash that leaves all your various "wares" -- water bottles, pump, tool bag, etc. -- scattered as if on display for sale.

" 'rhoid buffing"
-- Going down a hill so steep that your butt touches the rear wheel

"Hope you got your granny gear working!"
-- We're going to do some never-ending, impossible climbs. (A granny gear is the lowest gear available on a bike, designed for ultra-steep uphill climbing.)

by Elvo November 08, 2007

car

Something with 4 wheels and 0 boobies.

Check out that car. Zero B00bage.

by Elvo July 16, 2007

standbye

Standing at the door or hallway, waiting to leave.

Kristina, you better hurry up, your B/F is standbye.

by Elvo March 07, 2008