Definitions by Elvis

Elvis 

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

Elvis by Elvis March 26, 2017

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

Windows rot by Elvis February 24, 2006

sodomize political correctness 

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

sodomize political correctness by Elvis April 25, 2005

fucking clown shoes 

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

fucking clown shoes by elvis February 20, 2005

sovok 

A hairy bastard that thinks hes good with that plasma

GDI Sovok is a plasma whore!

sovok by Elvis January 5, 2005

Maragoudakis

Man, move ovaand get outta my way before I gottapull these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass.

ex. "Don't eat that last cupcake hooch"

Maragoudakis by Elvis October 22, 2004

g ride 

1. A term to describe a particularly stylish automobile.

2. An automobile that can typically be distinguished from mainstream automobiles by being equipped with at least 23" wheels (see "MJs") and a hydraulic suspension where each corner of the vehicle can be raised or lowered independent of one another. OR, the entire vehicle can be made to bounce.

I pulled along side in the G ride. I got front and back and side to side.

Damn, those MJs are phat, Leroy's new car is a G ride.

g ride by Elvis August 25, 2004