Elvis's definitions

sovok

A hairy bastard that thinks hes good with that plasma

GDI Sovok is a plasma whore!

by Elvis January 5, 2005

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

jogatize

to waste ones time while being productive.

where's joe? man, he's in there trying to jogatize with that dude.

by elvis September 5, 2003

sodomize political correctness

fuck it real hard right up the ass like a raging homo with a viagra induced hard on

jam your erect pogo stick deep in the butt mud of pc'ers asses....HARD!

by Elvis April 25, 2005

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 27, 2003

Maragoudakis

Man, move ovaand get outta my way before I gottapull these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass.

ex. "Don't eat that last cupcake hooch"

by Elvis October 22, 2004