Elsbeth's definitions
When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
by elsbeth March 30, 2022
Get the Sloppy Chickenmug. When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 1, 2022
Get the Dirty Montymug. When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
by elsbeth March 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Vladmug. When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
by elsbeth May 8, 2022
Get the dirty christiansenmug. When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
Get the Bad Dogmug. The cylindrical cardboard center of the roll of toilet paper, so called because if you put it to your lips and make a sound like a trumpet, you say "dut-dut dut-dut."
Be sure to throw away the dut dut when you put the new roll of toilet paper on. Also, we needed to bring a bunch of dut duts to school to make an art project.
by Elsbeth January 29, 2007
Get the dut dutmug. Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
by elsbeth May 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Theodoremug.