A person that’s harder to find as time progresses into the future.
A person that won’t have sex with a certain race after having gotten tired of having sex with that certain race during their slut phase.
A biracial person that has a certain type.
A cultured/educated person on a mission that isn’t automatically a billionaire/millionaire.
A person who doesn’t find you attractive (based on personal desires and whims) and publicly states it — considering the sex-crazed nature of this society.
A person that won’t have sex with a certain race after having gotten tired of having sex with that certain race during their slut phase.
A biracial person that has a certain type.
A cultured/educated person on a mission that isn’t automatically a billionaire/millionaire.
A person who doesn’t find you attractive (based on personal desires and whims) and publicly states it — considering the sex-crazed nature of this society.
“Sorry, I don’t date blacks after endlessly having black dicks in my mouth for the past 10 years.”
“THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I personally wouldn’t date black men... I’m still half black, though.”
“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR OWN CULTURE LIKE THAT?”
“I’m black AND gay...”
“Oh, no one cares. How do we know that no one cares? Because we know the 7.5 billion people on the planet.”
“THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I personally wouldn’t date black men... I’m still half black, though.”
“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR OWN CULTURE LIKE THAT?”
“I’m black AND gay...”
“Oh, no one cares. How do we know that no one cares? Because we know the 7.5 billion people on the planet.”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
Me: “Hey, I’m alive! I’m ready for life!”
Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”
Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
Some random person people compare to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler all because he acted stupid one day and didn’t change his behaviour in the same way psychopathic feminists that assume that the world is made up of BLACK and WHITE and every single human being has experienced the exact same experience.
“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.
“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 05, 2019
Me (while not a superstar): OMG, I want to be a superstar.”
Also me (while a superstar): “God, this is NOT fun AT ALL. Everyone is fucking insane. EVERYONE!!!! I feel like the white girl King Kong used as a rag doll. I’m constantly being FAKE and LYING because these idiots will RAVAGE me if I call them out for what they really are: EVIL.”
Also me (while a superstar): “God, this is NOT fun AT ALL. Everyone is fucking insane. EVERYONE!!!! I feel like the white girl King Kong used as a rag doll. I’m constantly being FAKE and LYING because these idiots will RAVAGE me if I call them out for what they really are: EVIL.”
by Elsa Buttersworth January 01, 2020
When a woman hits a man and bruises him for no reason other than “all men have done this before” (even though there is ZERO evidence/data that proves that every single individual male has hit a woman) and to be perceived as a heroine by other women and psychotic American feminists that scream “oppression” from homes that they paid off with inherited money.
“Omg, did you hear that Elsa hit John?”
“Yes, he was totally asking for it by sitting there and reading a book and minding his own business.”
“Omg, but did you also hear that John hit her back?”
“OH MY GOD!!!! THAT’S ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I know, right? He’s like 5’2” and 137 lbs. and she’s like 6’0” and 357 lbs. that’s like SO unfair. A MAN HITTING A WOMAN?! WOMEN ARE SMALLER AND MORE FRAGILE!!!!!”
“Yes, he was totally asking for it by sitting there and reading a book and minding his own business.”
“Omg, but did you also hear that John hit her back?”
“OH MY GOD!!!! THAT’S ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I know, right? He’s like 5’2” and 137 lbs. and she’s like 6’0” and 357 lbs. that’s like SO unfair. A MAN HITTING A WOMAN?! WOMEN ARE SMALLER AND MORE FRAGILE!!!!!”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 24, 2019
Literally the opposite of heterosexual sex.
Typically between 2 gay men, but can easily be between 2 gay (lesbian) women.
Typically between 2 gay men, but can easily be between 2 gay (lesbian) women.
by Elsa Buttersworth December 05, 2019