Elroy Fitz's definitions

not bad

Fully legit. The real thing. A tasty meal is never just good, it's not bad, or not bad at all. Can always be said as 'ain't bad.'

I'll tell you what, this meal, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. Mmmm.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

checks

A female, usually of the 'working' variety checking in with her keeper, or pimp, for the purpose of rewarding him monetarily.

It seems like all the bitches on Sunset Blvd make their checks in front of my apartment. There's always some fool screaming something about money.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

buffoocka

As in 'big buffoocka.' A term for someone, usually female, who unfortunately suffers from obeisity.

To brake out of my slump I went and banged a buffoocka. Charming, charming girl.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Kobe-style [boof]

The act of sodomy. Doing a girl in the butt.

Did you do her Kobe-style?

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

unwind

Masturbation for recreational or theraputic purposes.

After I get off work I like to unwind for a little while, take a shower and then get dinner.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004