Elroy Fitz's definitions

troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

bosack

the balls and scrotum of a male mammal.

She gobbled on my bosack.

Cup the bosack.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

unwind

Masturbation for recreational or theraputic purposes.

After I get off work I like to unwind for a little while, take a shower and then get dinner.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Kobe-style [boof]

The act of sodomy. Doing a girl in the butt.

Did you do her Kobe-style?

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004