lavaliering

practicing the art of the lavalier; the act of drawing one's greek letters on a lavaliese

"Hey bro, you gonna try for LL artisan tonight?"

"I'm definitely gonna be working on that next level lavaliering."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

artisan

one whose skills have reached artistry level practition of any particular thing one has bent one's mind to...such as the delicate art of lavaliering.

LVR - "I've been an LL artisan for a while now. I feel tonight is the night I become LL master. She will be mine."

(In confidence elsewhere...)

LVS to LVS hopeful - "I think I'm going to elevate my lavalier to master tonight."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

liquid energy

a stimulant in liquid form;

or: ejaculate shot from a friction generator, also known as a love truncheon or penis.

LVS - "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that this dude used his love truncheons leftover liquid energy to lavalier me last night..."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

legen (wait for it) dary

usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master

MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"

LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

epic

a state of being that may be applied as an adjective to various things which have attained a level just below legen, (wait for it) dary

LVR - "As an LL artisan, I can only claim to be epic. The MLVR is yet a master and therefore legen (wait for it) dary!"

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

tomfoolery

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012