ElongD69's definitions

zimbabwean sandstorm

The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.

Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?

Damn bro is that how she went blind?

by ElongD69 January 18, 2018

quick 30

A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.

Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*

by ElongD69 February 27, 2023

salsaing

When a latino female is on her period.

Maria can i eat your pussy babe?

No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.

Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.

by ElongD69 May 9, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

angry blue vein diamond cutter

When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.

I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan

Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down

Simple I bent the maid over and railed her

by ElongD69 September 20, 2018

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018