Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.
by ElongD69 September 07, 2019
The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.
Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
by ElongD69 January 19, 2018
When an ill male’s phlem mixes with his baby batter creating an even thicker, stickier, and sort of greenish cum that is blasted out when he sneezes.
Yoel came down with a bad case of the sniffles and when grandma brought him some tissues for that drippy nose he sneezed and hawked a fat cock loogie right in her old lady eye.
by ElongD69 March 15, 2018
The act of being a pussy bitch, usually used to describe a person with no balls that shys away from any type of masculine activity. An abbreviation derived by a common occurrence by Anthony Torrez.
by ElongD69 March 22, 2024
When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
by ElongD69 November 08, 2017
When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.
I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down
Simple I bent the maid over and railed her
by ElongD69 September 21, 2018
A short 30 minute nap needed to rejuvenate the body, usually taken on vacations before a nite of raging and dusting, or in between benders as a result of being ched asf.
Tino: “lets drink bro”
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
Anthony: “quick 30 then I’ll be okay bubba”
Jason: *shits himself off in the distance*
by ElongD69 February 27, 2023