backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity
Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down
by elliot April 06, 2005
mugGet the backdoor banditsmug.

alchy

Me
by Elliot May 02, 2003
mugGet the alchymug.

cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline
"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"
by Elliot May 31, 2005
mugGet the cocksmackmug.

Campione

To grab a chicks boobs in a high school bathroom...probally better defined as "rape", and then getting arrested for it.
Yo, my bizoy Mali pulled a campione on that chick Chaquita today...the A-Town cops nabbed his ass tho.
by Elliot October 28, 2004
mugGet the Campionemug.

stizled

To refer to someone as stoned.
That guy has been stizled since the third gradz0rz.
by elliot January 31, 2003
mugGet the stizledmug.

e-dub

The sweetist nig,mofo, or craziest playa around. Mostly a guy with the name Elliot. YEAIII BITCH
by elliot November 21, 2004
mugGet the e-dubmug.